Paris Hilton and the superficial girls

Paris Hilton is one superficial girl therefore not to be equipped not even of inner organs.

Paris Hilton and the breakfast

For breakfast Paris Hilton eats only hot brioches as soon as arrived from Paris with its personal Concorde.

Paris Hilton and the Egypt’s Sphinx

During a travel in Egypt, after to have seen the Sfinge, Paris Hilton was very happy for the monument that had dedicated to her.

Paris Hilton and the X-Files panties

While Dana Scully and Fox Mulder inquired on the alien X-Files, they ran also into the mysterious case of the invisible panties of Paris Hilton.

Paris Hilton adores the animals

Paris Hilton adores the animals, above all the mink of its coats.

Paris Hilton and the virginity’s loss

Paris Hilton lost the verginity when she was 15 years old and of it she has made a vintage product.

Paris Hilton, Levi Strauss and the jeans

Levi Strauss created the jeans, Paris Hilton has made them famous.

Paris Hilton and the ozone hole

The feared ozone hole that worries so much the scientists has begun to decrease considerably from when Paris Hilton uses the ecological hair lacquers.

Paris Hilton and the internet’s porn websites

Paris Hilton is angry because 50% of the internet’s porn websites are dedicated to its hot amateur videos: she requires always the exclusive rights.

Paris Hilton, the saints and the prayers

Paris Hilton often prays the saints, especially Yves Saint Laurent.

Paris Hilton and the lullabies

All over the world the mothers sing lullabies to their childrens. To Paris Hilton they were the Rolling Stones to sing it.

Paris Hilton and the bodyguards

The vips usually are protected to the maximum by some bodyguard. Paris Hilton has hired the Delta Force and the Navy Seals.

Paris Hilton and an unusual and most powerful radio emission

An unusual and most powerful radio emission had put to hard tries the astrophysical ones. In 5 milliseconds amount of equal energy to that one produced from the Sun in an entire month marks them radio had emitted one. Then it is uncovered that Paris Hilton was using a tanning lamp.

Paris Hilton and the creation of Youtube

Youtube, one of milestones of Internet, has been planned exclusively in order to diffuse the erotic amateur videos of Paris Hilton.
(by Acid)

Paris Hilton and the comet star

When Paris Hilton borned in the overhanging sky the hospital appeared one comet star full of Swarovski diamonds.

Paris Hilton and the convertible cars

The convertible cars have been invented therefore that Paris Hilton can be photographed best by the paparazzi.
(by Misspinky)

Paris Hilton, Oscar Wilde and the ideas

Oscar Wilde a day said: <<The ignorant persons are always full of ideas>>.
Oscar Wilde is an idea of Paris Hilton.

Paris Hilton and the sweat

The common people's skin emits stinking sweat.
Paris Hilton also after to have practiced sport activity sweats only Chanel n° 5.

Paris Hilton, Cleopatra and the milk

Like Cleopatra many centuries ago, also Paris Hilton loves to take a bath in the milk.
But Paris Hilton uses exclusively milk of a rare whale that it is being extinguished.

Paris Hilton and the dental bridge

When Paris Hilton has need to apply a dental bridge asks the advising of Renzo Piano, the famous italian architect.

Paris Hilton, God and the crocodiles

God created the crocodiles in order to render the bags, the shoes and the belts of Paris Hilton chic and glamorous.

Paris Hilton and the chemical weapons

The CIA believed to have found an arsenal of chemical weapons in the airport of New York. In reality Paris Hilton before going up on the airplane had forgotten the enamel for nails.

Paris Hilton and the Colosseum

Paris Hilton has made one big bid to the mayor of Rome in order to acquire the Colosseum.
The last ring bought from Paris was not in fact enough showy.

Paris Hilton and the energetic crisis

The best scientists of the Earth have asserted unanimously that in order to resolve world-wide the energetic crisis it would be enough to prevent to Paris Hilton to use the hair dryer.

Paris Hilton, Jesus and the waters

Also Jesus walked on waters, but only Paris Hilton succeeds in doing it wearing shoes with the heels.

Paris Hilton and the panties

The panties of the best companies make to fists for being the testimonial of buttocks of Paris Hilton.

Paris Hilton and the French capital

Paris Hilton thanks France in order to have given its name to the French capital.

Paris Hilton and the dog's stick

Paris Hilton loves to play with its dog. The little animal goes to resume the stick that Paris pulls to it only if it is covered of crocodile skin.

Paris Hilton and the broken heel

If Paris Hilton breaks off a heel of the shoes it does not go from the cobbler in order to fix it.
The same factory of the shoes is bought directly.

Paris Hilton and the fines

When Paris Hilton takes one fine for guide in state of drunkenness not company the report. She dedicates an autograph to the policeman.

Paris Hilton and the spiders

The spiders that live in the house of Paris Hilton weave only webs to shape of Gucci's G.

Paris Hilton and the gingivitises

Paris Hilton when it suffers from gingivitises uses Crystal champagne like mouthwash.

Paris Hilton and the Crystal champagne

Paris Hilton can uncorck two times the same bottle of Crystal champagne.

Paris Hilton and Donald Duck

Therefore like Paris Hilton, also Donald Duck has been forbidden in Finland because it does not wear the pants.

Paris Hilton and the house keys

Paris Hilton does not have need of the house keys, she is so lean who succeeds to also enter with the door sluice.